BYOB
Open the cooler
the cooler
Dump in the ice
the ice
Crawl into the cooler
the cooler
Bury yourself in the ice
the ice
Close the cooler
the cooler
Subsist on the ice
the ice
Wait inside the cooler
the cooler
Wait deep down in the ice
the ice
And when that cooler lid cracks open, wake yourself and watch for a warm hand blindly reaching for an icy bottle; offer your frozen hand instead and grip tight, give a firm shake. Let that unseen seeker know you’re a man, a cold and collapsible man, very refreshing and able to offer a real insider’s perspective on what it takes to be thermally dynamic.