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My wife
don’t like
my singing
She says boy
you never could
hold a tune
Well I
got news for
you darling
I’m singing
outta tune
just for you
And my wife
she don’t like
my dancin’
She says boy
your body just
cain’t bust moves
Well I
got news for
you darling
These off-rhythm
moves they’re
for you
Now my wife
she’s pretty
and she’s awful smart
And my wife
she’s strong
and she’s true
But my wife
didn’t know
that I got no real talent
until after she told me
I do
My wife
she don’t like
my writin’
She says boy
your plots never
ring that true
Well I
got news for
you darling
I’m plottin’
and I’m schemin’
for you
And my wife
she don’t like
my drawin’
She says boy
you don’t see
green from blue
Well I
got news for
you darling
I’m drawin’ green skies
and blue trees
for you
Now my wife
she’s pretty
and she’s awful smart
And my wife
she’s strong
and she’s true
But my wife
didn’t know
that I got no real talent
until after she told me
I do
That’s right
she didn’t know
that I ain’t got no nothing
until after she told me
I do