Iron Maidens
The number of The Beast is U.S.: (555)-401-2233.
You may call The Beast
for a good time.
You may call The Beast
when you’re feeling blue.
You may call The Beast
any, anytime.
You may call The Beast
maybe.
You may call The Beast
Betty and when The Beast calls you
The Beast will call you Al.
You may call The Beast
in the morning
after you’ve taken
two of these.
If you get The Beast’s voicemail
do leave a message.
The Beast will call you back
at The Beast’s earliest convenience.