King of Cakes
Of course dinosaurs
and hominids hung out.
Tyrannosaur was a baker and
Triceratops helped him run a food truck,
smell of chocolate cupcakes wafting
through pre-history’s jungle air.
They’d sell those super-fresh treats
to hipster Homo antecessors
down at The Tar Pit.
Neanderthals avoided sweets
and Homo sapiens
only showed up
for free samples.
Tyrannosaur had a piping technique
you wouldn’t believe.