Me and My Roomba
(To the tune of "Me and My Shadow")
For the dirt that sticks to the floor For the hairs and other crap, too Like you'll never get rid of your shadow Roomba, I'll never get rid of you
Let all the others vacuums try to suck Whatever happens, we've got us.
Me and my Roomba It sucks better than Dysons or Hoovers can do We're closer than Brigitte and Foofie-foo! (Strolling down the avenue) Wherever you find it, you'll find me, just look My Roomba is to dirt as librarians are to books
Me and my Roomba If it could fly it could clean the smog that clings to L.A. If it could speak it would tell us all, "Life's OKAAAAAY!" Not a speck of dust can escape this vacuum Roomba's smarter than most people I talk too
And when its power's drained That's when my Roomba makes haste It searches high and low for it's self-charging base!
(What a surprise!)
Me and my Roomba And now to repeat what I said at the start They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart The room is clean but Roomba's far from through As it shuts down it beeps a sweet, "I love you..."
Before we get finished, we'll make this town clean From Village West to Blue Springs and all spaces between We'll wind up at Jilly's where they don't treat you mean Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! (here comes the vacuum!) For my Roomba and me!
Say Jason? What is it, Roomba? Do me a favor? What do you want, now? Would you mind throwing some dirt on the floor, just one more time? Right here? No! ALLLLLLL OVER! Wonderful!
And while we are cleaning, to mention a few We'll drop in at The Brick, The Hurricane too But wind up at Jilly's, whatever we do Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! (Wow!) For my Roomba and me!
