most penises
most penises are normal, researchers say
most penises are well and good and a-ok
most penises take milk in their fruity pebbles
most penises drive fuel-efficient vehicles
most penises save 10% for retirement
most penises score around 1500 on their SATs
most penises struggle a bit with their weight\
- but your penis -
your penis listens to Danzig while dressed like a leprechaun
your penis hang glides to work
your penis, like its mother's before it, wears combat boots
your penis has been struck by lightening
four times
your penis ate its twin and now has four elbows
your penis is a super-massive black hole slowing devouring the galaxy
but, researchers say, most penises are,
in fact,
normal.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/03/us-genital-size-men-idUKKBN0LZ1KK20150303