so we wanted fish and chips for dinner
and sarah asks that i call mcfadden's to see if it'd be a good idea to try to hit it during happy hour:
jdoublep: "hi, i'd like to bring my family in for dinner tonight and was curious if you have a dining area separate from your bar area."
mf: "we have like 3 bars here."
jdoublep: "ok, basically my concern is that i have a small child and would like to avoid the happy hour crowds, if possible."
mf: "let me find someone who can help you."
5 minutes later
mf: "our happy hour specials are:______________"
jdoublep: "ok. thanks for being a douche."
mf: "wha-"
-click-
fish and chips will have to wait. i don't feel like supporting idiocy tonight.