Somebody's having a birfday
Now...who could that somebody be?
I'll give you some hints:
1 - I'm married to this birfday person.
2 - I live with this birfday person.
3 - This birfday person is carrying the baby we might name "Scarface".
Have you guessed yet?
Geez...make me spell it out for you.
Today's birfday beauty is:
H to the izz-O T to the CizzAKES
(Should you like to send any birfday wishes to this mystery person, I advise you to post an electronic telegrammatic memorandum to: boomboomvondoom(at)gmail.com. But you didn't hear that from me.)
In other news,
Iraq troops to get ethics training. This directive is coming from the Pentagon? News flash, Pentagon: Monkey see, monkey do. How about we just don't bomb any more countries unnecessarily? That's a fantastic lesson in ethics, budgeting and diplomacy.