Devious Bloggery

T Minus Two Weeks and Counting

This evening, I'll show a photo to accompany this post, but for now know that Sarah is miserable and Junior is most definitely moving down into position along Birth Canal Lane.

[Update - Photo as promised:]

 

Here's a cool trick you can do with your unborn child:

1 - Get a flashlight.

2 - Speak loudly in the womb's general direction to stir your little nugget's swimming slumber.

3 - Take the flashlight and turn it on.

4 - Place light firmly into bottom of the womb's left or right quadrant (just above from where hip meets abdomen) and direct head of beam upwards.

5 - Wait for it.

6 - BAM! That little bugger moves to the light!

Last night when we did it Sarah's belly undulated like a waterbed.

{Sigh}

They grow up so fast, folks. If only they could stay unborns.